Beautiful photography and magical art all created by John Haldane
by John Haldane
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Blitzen’s Complaint
Santa Claus was almost ready
For his famous flight
The sleigh was packed,
The reindeer fed
And it was nearly night
Then came sounds loud and clear
Complaints he heard from Blitzen
Why am I always last
Listen to me, listen!
You always put me in the back
Pulling behind Cupid
My name is always mentioned last
Do you think I’m stupid?
Comet ate some Brussels spouts
And now he has bad gas
I’m am right behind him
I hate being last!
The lineup has been just the same
For all these centuries
Why can’t I be in front
Where I can feel the breeze?
Santa thought for just a minute
Time he couldn’t spare
There isn’t any reason
At least I’m not aware
So Blitzen found his place in front
Pulling on the sleigh
But he was new to guiding them
And Blit...
John Haldane is a published professional artist living in Asheville, North Carolina. His artwork has been featured in fine art galleries in Arizona and North Carolina and in calendars, books, and magazines. The magazines include The Scenic, the Laurel of Asheville, The Writers & Artists Quarterly, COSTCO Magazine, Wild WNC News, Camera in the Wild Magazine, and others. He has had articles published in several of these magazines as well. Haldane's art is unique, created using cameras, software, digital tools, and/or paints. Haldane is a member of the Carolina Nature Photographers Association (CNPA). He has also joined the Friends of the WNC Nature Center, the North Carolina Arboretum, The Great Smoky Mountains Association (Lifetime...
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