Beautiful photography and magical art all created by John Haldane
by John Haldane
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Momisms
Things that mothers say to us
Will stick for years and years
Mothers know how to tap
Our interests and our fears
Do it once! Do it right!
Never start or pick a fight
Tell the truth, never lie
Big boys never, ever cry
Am I talking to a wall?
Don’t you listen to me at all?
Do as I say, not as I do
Who do you think you are talking to?
You made your bed, now in it lie
Careful! You’ll put out your eye!
Clean your plate, make your bed
You’re gonna miss me when I’m dead
Money does not grow on trees
I’ll give you ‘til the count of three
This will hurt me more than you
Don't you have anything better to do?
Don’t ask me, ask your Dad
Life isn’t fair, don’t make me mad
You’ll understand when you get old
Put on a sweater, I am cold
A little birdy told me so...
John Haldane is a published professional artist living in Asheville, North Carolina. His artwork has been featured in fine art galleries in Arizona and North Carolina and in calendars, books, and magazines. The magazines include The Scenic, the Laurel of Asheville, The Writers & Artists Quarterly, COSTCO Magazine, Wild WNC News, Camera in the Wild Magazine, and others. He has had articles published in several of these magazines as well. Haldane's art is unique, created using cameras, software, digital tools, and/or paints. Haldane is a member of the Carolina Nature Photographers Association (CNPA). He has also joined the Friends of the WNC Nature Center, the North Carolina Arboretum, The Great Smoky Mountains Association (Lifetime...
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